DoS countdown: 6 days!
please graph your answer
Graphing is where I draw the line.
did you just
[sleeps for 70 years to avoid adulthood and become captain america]
I literally don’t know and this has definitely been done before
I’m so sorry
ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men
unlikely things to read in the bible
There will never be a time where I wont reblog this
It took me a moment.
But then I couldn’t stop laughing.
college: a visual summary
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
sell oscar to leonardo dicaprio
No snowman picture has ever affected me like this one.
my life got so much better once i realized i’m god’s gift to humanity